What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 05:37
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Still no good
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?
No way
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...